Computer/modem

I hate waiting because it wastes my time. I especially hate to wait the computer/modem slowly process. I feel like being tortured by them because I am looking at them powerlessly and helplessly. "Why me! What have I done to you?! What's wrong with you! Please resume your function! Please perform well!" Those are said in my mind! Unfornately, the computer/modem totally ignore my feelings, nagging and begging. They just keep torturing me! At last, I surrender! I wait for my husband come home from work, and tell him how his lovely wife being tortured by the computer/modem. Then he will do his best (I guess) to revenge for me! I always believe that my husband has magical power to control the computer/modem because any problem I experienced from them most likely won't happen to him or he can deal with it in a sec! I envy him but I love it too because he's a hero to me in this moment!